To That Effect

Agent Kowalski · To That Effect

Changed Daily checked his clock perched atop his mantlepiece. Seems to be a bit sooty he thought to himself. He picked it up giving it a shine when he someone busted through the door.

Melody_Myugi888

"Changed Daily we have a problem!" Professor Professor shouted.

Agent Kowalski

"What's that?" Changed Daily groaned once again and put his clock back in it's proper place. "Exactly what is the problem. Should it cause need for code to be ordered?"

Melody_Myugi888

"I can't find my pointy stick any where!" Professor Professor cried to Changed Daily.

Agent Kowalski

"Really Professor Professor is that all?" He was sure it sounded more serious than silly. "Where did you put it last?" Changed Daily asked.

Melody_Myugi888

"It was in my lab, but afterward I put it in here while I fixing my rift machine!" Professor Professor proclaimed then acted shocked when he saw the mantle place. "THE MANTLE PLACE BURNED MY POINTY STICK!" Professor Professor assumed.

Agent Kowalski

((have to get off after this hope you can fare without. What am I saying you can. =3))

"My mantlepiece couldn't have touched it. Who would even think of burning such a thing?" Changed Daily's tone turned from bright to dark. At Professor Professor's accusation.

Melody_Myugi888

"No one burned it! The mantle place burned it!" Professor Professor blurted out.

Agent Kowalski

"Mantlepieces can't walk and neither can your stick. Will you please stop going off on your wild imagination." Changed Daily knitted his brow, giving a frown speculated someone else might be behind.

"After all it is April Fool's day maybe someone's playing a prank on you." That seemed more plausible than his mantlepiece coming to life.

Melody_Myugi888

"No one would dare to play a prank on me! That mantle moved!" Professor Professor said not giving a care to his words other than defending himself. "I'll prove it to you!" He said scurrying over to the mantle place and pounding on the left side of it's brick foundation.

Agent Kowalski

"Stop it, stop it Professor Professor!" Changed Daily demanded he do so. This all was utter nonsense. "Your not proving anything. How can a mantlepiece move?"

AgentAlise

Agent Alise walked into the room, but stopped when she heard what Changed Daily had said. "MANTLEPIECES MOVE!?" she said in shock. "AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGGHHH!" and with that, she ran out of the room.

Agent Kowalski

"Wait, Alise!" Changed Daily tried to call her back. Placing a firm eye back on Professor Professor sternly said. "Now look what you've done. You scared an agent away with you ludicrous idea. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Before Professor Professor had time to even reply. Christine jumped through the door immediately after Alise came through. "Every things gone mad already."

"What do you mean?" Changed Daily asked drunkenly.

"Well inanimate objects are starting to come to life." Christine squealed. Another thing to note she was given strange looks. Due to wearing a sieve as a helmet and using a pot lid as a makeshift shield. "Ray should be giving a transmission very soon."

AgentAlise

Agent Alise walked back into the room, looking thouroughly shaken. "I...my...just...we...." she took a deep breath. "My coffee mug just ran away from me.....THAT. DOESN'T. USUALLY. HAPPEN!" she looked at Christine's 'accessories'. "Nice hat, where can I get one?" she asked.

Agent Kowalski

Christine stopped what she was doing. "The hat oh thank you. " She was actually happy to be complimented on her accessory. That was pulled directly from UZZ's kitchen. "This old thing. I snagged it from UZZ's kitchen cabinet why I think there's some more if you check."

"Okay Professor Professor your story checks out." Changed Daily replied to tiny scientist.

AgentAlise

Alise left momentarily, and returned wearing a sieve identical to Christine's. She smiled and high fived Christine. "So, where was I....oh yeah. WHY IS MY COFFEE MUG MOVING!?!?!?" she desperately asked Professor Professor.

Melody_Myugi888

Professor Professor once again pounded the mantelpiece again to have nothing happen. "The only thing not walking is the mantle place!"

Agent Kowalski

"You mean Alise's coffee mug walking and things around the base is moving because of you?" Changed Daily felt infuriated. "And why are you so disappointed my mantelpiece hasn't taken off yet!"

Melody_Myugi888

"Well yes, but there was a darn good reason for it! I was trying see what they thought about, but instead the table got up and ran off!" Professor Professor shouted because he was so happy that it worked after slaving three whole days on the right chemicals to pull it off.

Agent Kowalski

"This can't be good." Changed Daily closed his eyes and rubbed the temples of his head. "Is there anyway you can stop all this?" He asked.

Melody_Myugi888

"Well it might take a while, but I can do something!" Professor Professor reasurred them right away.

Agent Kowalski

"It better be right away." Changed Daily warned.

Melody_Myugi888

"It will take sometime before something happens! Don't rush my type of genius!" Professor Professor shouted to Changed Daily.

Agent Kowalski

"We're all going to be chasing after appliances very soon." Changed Daily wasn't up to a hundred meter yard dash. When his mantelpiece does decide to move.

AgentAlise

Alise's eyes widened. "What!? But...but...how will I get my coffee in the morning!? I want to drink it! Not chase it!" she turned to Proffesor Proffesor. "How do we stop this!?"

Agent Kowalski

"I second that motion chasing coffee and mantelpieces do not mix Professor Professor." Christine tried to remain as calm as possible when stating her opinion.

Melody_Myugi888

"Calm down and understand that I can't think if you guys are going to be trying to fix this yourself! I'm the brainy one! Now leave me to my peace!" Professor Professor shouted. "Oh yes! You could be trying to stop them in the mean while. I mean if you want!"

Agent Kowalski

"Hopping jelly beans?" Christine shouted looking behind Professor Professor.

"What's wrong?" Changed Daily fumbled wondering what else was moving.

"I mean it! There are actually jumping jelly beans and not the Mexican variety!" Christine saw the march of assorted colors and flavored jelly beans move without a care. Out of the briefing room and into the hallways.

"You don't see that everyday." Changed Daily smiled with amusement.

Melody_Myugi888

"I've got to get cracking on it!" Professor Professor said watching the beans hop down the hall happily.

Ginevra

Anita Knight entered the briefing room. She had just come back from a very secret U.Z.Z mission

"Did you just see some jellybeans bouncing around in the hallway?" she asked Changed Daily.

Anita sat down in her seat in the briefing room.

Agent Kowalski

Changed Daily was settling down when Anita came in the room. After seating herself he replied. "Of course we seen some. They looked delicious by the way." Now that she was back from her solo mission they could get down to buisness.

Ginevra

Anita looked at Changed Daily.

"Delicious? You never know what they could be." she said sternly

Anita had come back from her solo mission and was a bit tired. This was noticeable in her voice.

"So, what's on for today?" she said as she sat straighter in her seat

Agent Kowalski

Changed Daily gave a sly smile to his wary agent. "My name of the day that's what the first order of buisness is."

Melody_Myugi888

Professor Professor sat there wiggling in his seat from joy.

Ginevra

Listening to Changed Daily's Name of the Day was something Anita loved about working at U.Z.Z. She eagerly awaited what was to come.

Agent Kowalski

Changed Daily and everyone present in the room. Sat in silence ready for the call that would give Changed Daily's new name. Pulling his communicator out from his breast pocket announced.

"As you all know for reasons of security my name's Changed Daily. If you meet me today ask for none other than..." He pressed the button that bleeped bringing up his new name of the day. Groaning he announced. "Jim Jam Jabber Jaws."

Ginevra

Anita giggled at the sound of the name of the day.

"So, what's the mission Jim Jam Jabber Jaws?" Anita asked, ready for yet another U.Z.Z mission.

Agent Kowalski

"For a way to figure out how to stop the objects being animate to unanimate." Jim Jam Jabber Jaws stated and mostly to Professor Professor himself the one who started it all.

Ginevra

Anita raised an eyebrow. This was going to be interesting.

"Professor, Professor," she said, shaking her head. "Always inventing new totally untested and highly dangerous things."

Anita smiled at him.

Melody_Myugi888

"I need to make the device to stop the items from going berserk because I have to make it, but I need concentration first!" Professor Professor pointed out.

Agent Kowalski

"Well give you all the concentration you'll need." Jim Jam Jabber Jaws assured. "Now while you do your buisness well do our best to track down every object that is pouncing arounf somewhere."

Ginevra

Anita nodded at Jim Jam Jabber Jaws's words.

"Exactly, Professor Professor. I'll hop on my Skybike and search for the objects."

With that Anita departed to search for the objects.

Agent Kowalski

Christine reporting for duty also decided to find the hopping objects with her. "This isn't going to be an easy task is it?"

"By no mean, but by all means neccesary the items must be retreived as so Professor Professor can turn them inanimate again." Jim Jam Jabber Jaws replied to the young agent.